Thank you to the awesome magazine, Doxie Digest for "The Funny Bone" page and this entry. It just cracked me up! Hope you will enjoy it.
1. The Dachshund is no allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the Dachshund is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The Dachshund is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. Okay, the Dachshund can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the Doxie is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. Okay, Okay, the Dachshund is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
7. This is the exception, the Dachshund can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
8. Well, OK, the Dachshund can sleep under the covers, but by invitation only.
9. All right! The Doxie can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Fine…this is final, humans must ask to sleep under the covers with the Dachshund. There will be NO giving in to this rule.